what's this about?

I'm Andrew, a selfish, arrogant, jerk. Pleasure meeting you.

This is my eating routine

I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”

Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream

After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”

And repeat.

(Source: sydneydalton, via missesosababy)